Week 13 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS6 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Cole Miners (8-3-2) / 1 - Upper quarter of the league starting to make some distance from the other teams.

2. Halla Atcha Roy (9-4) / 2 - Not many teams have offenses in this league good enough to deal away 16-homers, 50 RBIs and 145 total bases.

3. PumpinFistsSince86 (8-5) / 4 - Early Sunday, Shea taunts Joe about Italy's Euro Cup loss; late Sunday Joe taunts Shea about fantasy matchup.

4. Ahh Harro (7-6) / 6 - A whopping 151 TBs and .330 average last week for Dave, who has won four of his last five.

5. Brother Socko (7-6) / 3 - Yet another wire-to-wire defeat at the hands of Bob. Andy's good for one of these at least once a year.

6. Fireballs 12 (6-6-1) / 8 - Think Rick isn't salivating at his schedule? If he stays afloat through July, he ends with Andy, Chris and Ken.

7. DUIs & MRIs (6-6-1) / 5 - Just an excruciating defeat for Shea: Mets down 5, 1 out, no one on in the 9th, Daniel Murphy pinch hits *for a position player* and gets out, costing Shea OPS and the win.

8. Simon Birch (6-7) / 10 - Mike now 9-4-1 in games decided by three or less over the past two seasons.

9. King Shields (5-8) / 7 - We all yearn for the good ole' days of Billy Ball.

10. TurnThisShitAround (6-7) / 9 - A fitting team name. Much like "Turn The Beat Around" Adam was a one-summer wonder.

11. Turd n the punchbowl (4-9) / 11 - Big drama with Ken's team this week: Will it make payment deadline and avoid losing a draft pick?

12. Cano Must Go (4-9) / 12 - Why must Cano still go? Why not Romero or Haren or Bruce or Ramirez or another high-pick bust?