Immediate dividends? Not exactly... (UPDATE)

One of the big trades last week was between Chris and Shea.

Clayton Kershaw, Miguel Tejada and Vlad Guerrero for Alex Rodriguez.

A big trade expected to help both parties. But, so far, neither team has gotten a return on its investment.

After the jump, take a look at the stats, which are pretty funny to look at.


In two days on Shea's team this week:

Guerrero was 4-for-8 with two homers, two RBIs and two runs.
Tejada was 6-for-10 with three RBIs, three runs and a stolen base.

In two days on Chris's team this week:

Guerrero is 0-for-3.
Tejada is 0-for-8.

"No one wants to play for a manager that yells and is soggy I guess," Shea said Friday.

Well, Shea isn't exactly getting the best of A-Rod, either. Since joining the new squad, A-Rod is 1-for-4, got hit by a pitch and got hurt. He missed Thursday's game and likely won't play tonight.

"I've gone over footage of the hit by pitch," Chris said. "A-Rod, already upset about being traded to a team out of contention for the year, apparently leaned into the pitch, and rumors are circulating that the past few days he has been sighted sailing with Kate Hudson in the Caribbean."