Week 4 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS5 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the Commissioner's office of the league. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Cole Miners (4-0) / 1 - Thinking that teams are simply now intimidated just by seeing Bob as opponent.

2. Smutt Peddlers 5 (3-0-1) / 3 - Lance Berkman saying sorry to Joe for that 2010 disaster (by Berkman & the Peddlers).

3. Bernie Madoff (3-1) / 6 - When you're running well... you're running well. Weaver scratched, doesn't matter, just helps out Mike this week w/2 starts.

4. Billy Ball (2-1-1) / 2 - Jack might look back on this L come late August as the reason he isn't a division champ.

5. Turd n the punchbowl (2-2) / 4 - Either blow out or get blown out. Ken hasn't had a real close match yet.

6. DUIs & MRIs (2-2) / 9 - Hey, did you see that? An actual home run by Justin Morneau.

7. One Little Squeaker (2-2) / 5 - Andy's pitching: 0 wins, 9 losses last week.

8. Draft wasn't Wed (2-2) / 10 - This time, Dave doesn't lose on the Sunday Night Baseball game.

9. We Going Money (1-3) / 11 - I'm running out of witty and not-so-witty things to say for some people.

10. Minnesota Twins (1-3) / 7 - Name change, yardsale, etc., and he's 1 game out of first place. Standard Chris overreaction.

11. Phightin Sillies (1-3) / 8 - Can someone explain why it took Adam so long to cut Raul Ibanez?

12. Charlie Murphy (0-4) / 12 - Statistically, Hal's actually in middle of pack. But, that's why they play the games!