Week 1 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS6 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Michelle Beadle (1-0) / 1 - I'm beginning to think Mike is only in our league so he can post PSAs about his different degenerate gambling pools.

2. Ahh Harro (1-0) / 4 - It took six seasons, but Dave has finally made it to the top quarter of the power rankings!

3. Halla Atcha Roy (1-0) / 7 - Hal delivered a Cuban Missile Crisis in the form of Week 1 MVP Yoenis Céspedes!

4. Billy Ball (0-1) / 2 - Jack is this week's Burger King Home Run King, brought to you by freecreditscore.com! In Shea's power rankings, he'd be No. 1.

5. Bombers or Bums? (0-1) / 3 - Those of us in Vegas who laid 1:3 odds on Chris's "Firesale!" message after one loss are cashing in our tickets.

6. DUIs & MRIs (1-0) / 9 - Clearly Shea picked up Justin Morneau solely so he didn't have to be bothered by changing his team name.

7. Turd n the punchbowl (1-0) / 10 - Commish's face used as bulls-eye on dart board. This week, Joe's face goes on the 20-spot.

8. Cole Miners (0-1) / 5 - Improved division plus weak hitting means Bob will be on cusp of playoffs this year.

9. Josh Hamilton FTW! (1-0) / 12 - Fans excited after Week 1 upset. Commish excited for the awesome name change.

10. Brother Socko (0-1) / 6 - Andy looking at a possible 0-5 start with Mike, Bob, Dave, Jack coming up. Who wants to 3-way trade?!

11. PumpinFistsSince86 (0-1) / 8 - Nice offense, Joe. What'd you do? Make your team read books about the stock market during spring training?

12. Fireballs 12 (0-1) / 11 - Hey, this spot looks awfully familiar for the 'Balls. So does a 16-3 loss.