All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.
1. BoneSaWisReaddyyyy (4-1) / 4 - A name change for every win so far this season, or so it seems.
2. Michelle Beadle (4-1) / 5 - Mike vs. Adam coming up this week. An early, scintillating 1 vs. 2 matchup that should be fun.
3. Cole Miners (3-1-1) / 2 - To everyone with an under-.500 record, how does this make you feel? Bob is dead last in the league in AVG, OPS, HR, H, TB
4. Ahh Harro (3-2) / 1 - That's a bad loss for Dave and one he's going to look back on at the end of the season, shaking his head.
5. PumpinFistsSince86 (3-2) / 8 - Joe's first win streak of any sort since Weeks 14-15 of last season.
6. Halla Atcha Roy (3-2) / 3 - I have to imagine Hal was slamming keyboards for every Adam Dunn homer this week.
7. DUIs & MRIs (2-2-1) / 7 - Helllllo, injuries. Morneau, Werth double the size of Shea's DL list.
8. Cano Must Go (2-3) / 6 - I think Cano hit a grand slam a couple hours after the name change. Which makes Chris's defeat all the more enjoyable.
9. Turd n the punchbowl (2-3) / T11 - That's a great win for Ken and one he's going to look back on at the end of the season, nodding his head.
10. Brother Socko (2-3) / T11 - Andy surprises even himself by eking out a win.
11. Fireballs 12 (1-4) / T11 - Another absolute blowout loss for Rick. Yet hardly any moves or trades. Why?
12. The Asshole Squad (0-5) / 12 - So... who are the top players heading into the draft lottery next season?
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I'll be the first to say that I've benefited off the week to week matchups, my hitting has been atrocious and it doesn't help that I have Zimm, Youk, and Gardner all on the DL
ReplyDeleteDamn it Cole, I am supposed to have the first comment.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to being number 1 next Monday.
As for Rick, he probably would have won most matchups, his hitting was great this week. Mine was just on another level. Hope I can carry that over to this week vs Adam.
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For sure Bob.
ReplyDelete(My comment was by no means a shot or anything, just pointing out the stat so the bottom-tier teams could lament even further.)