Twitter nugget of the day (x2!)

Today we give you a double dose Twitter nugget of the day. One is a baseball one. The other you'll have to see after the jump - a special non-baseball one.


From @AJCBraves:

#Braves' Uggla is 5-for-50 w/ 1 RBI in past 14 games, 2-for-33 w/ no extra-base hits in past 9. His .250 OBP is 2nd-low among NL qual.

And from some handsome dude out there with a Twitter handle of @A_Zuckerman:

If somehow Lamar Odom gets traded for Kris Humphries, shouldn't the Kardashian sisters just trade husbands so they don't have to move??