Week 8 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS5 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the Commissioner's office of the league. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Turd n the punchbowl (6-2) / 3 - There's no Forgetting Sean Marshall after Ken 'holds' on to beat Hal with late heroics.

2. Billy Ball (5-2-1) / 4 - Jack adds onto his league lead in HR, RBIs with 14 and 49, respectively, last week.

3. Bernie Madoff (5-2-1) / 5 - Mike's first win over Bob (in the regular season) and his first win this year vs. a +.500 team.

4. Cole Miners (6-2) / 1 - Bob still atop Facebook but that 1-2 division record looms large.

5. Smutt Peddlers 5 (5-2-1) / 2 - Calling Allen Craig to save the day after injuries pile up!

6. DUIs & MRIs (4-4) / 7 - Shea makes good on his guarantee. What you didn't see, though, was Shea rubbing salt in Chris' wounds on Sunday night.

7. Minnesota Twins (3-5) / 6 - A couple bounces here or there and Chris wins. Instead, the box score to those who didn't see matchup shows a 14-5 beatdown.

8. The Underperformers (3-5) / 11 - Andy gets a rare easy win and a rare win vs. Rick.

9. Phightin Sillies (3-5) / 12 - We unjustly wrote off Adam last week. Great win by him over Joe.

10. Draft wasn't Wed (2-5-1) / 8 - After loss to Jack, Dave now below .500 in career vs. every active opponent in this league.

11. Charlene Murphy? (2-6) / 10 - Where does Hal go from here? Two games out of wild-card spot, but also tied for last place in league.

12. We Going Money (1-5-2) / 9 - Kinda hard to win when you bat .172 with a .487 OPS. Yes, that's right, .487.