Week 11 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS5 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the Commissioner's office of the league. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Turd n the punchbowl (8-3) / 1 - Ken benched his entire offense Saturday (and later reversed course) but did so at 10 a.m. instead of a minute before the first game. Oops.

2. Smutt Peddlers 5 (7-3-1) / 4 - Joe asks me "How did I win this week?" Isn't that usually a question I'm supposed to be asking? #yeabuddy

3. Bernie Madoff (6-4-1) / 2 - Studies show that Mike is 0-2 in matchups when discussing the New York Rangers.

4. Billy Ball (6-4-1) / 3 - Jack's trade with Hal should take some of the pain away from an Adam thrashing.

5. DUIs & MRIs (6-5) / 6 - Shea kicking back with a stogie and beer after his matchup with Rick was over by Thursday..

6. Minnesota Twins (6-5) / 7 - Chris on a three-game winning streak, outscoring opponents 43-15 in that time.

7. Cole Miners (7-4) / 5 - All four of Bob's losses have come inside the division

8. Charlene Murphy? (5-6) / 8 - Hal has some power, and he hopes to shore up some other offense with addition of Alex Gordon.

9. Draft wasn't Wed (4-6-1) / 9 - Dave's first two-game win streak since August 2009 and he can't even enjoy it because of Pujols injury news.

10. MismatchMyAss (4-7) / 11 - Adam wants to take a shot at the Commish? More power to him. We'll see how Commish responds later on!

11. All I Do Is Lose (3-8) / 10 - Poor Andy. Thinks he pulls a tie out of his tush with a late-Sunday complete game only to have Yahoo make a stat correction on Monday.

12. Fireballs (1-8-2) / 12 - To paraphrase an (unnamed) manager: This team is now Fireballs? It should be Firesale.