Week 10 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS7 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. The Allen Websters (6-4) / 2 - A few weeks ago, Hal was ranked dead last. Now he's at the top. Will he be able to handle the increased media attention and scrutiny?

2. Ahh Herro-o (7-3) / 3 - Didn't know they gave out Bye weeks in fantasy sports.

3. Goldschmember (8-2) / 1 - After weeks of invincibility, Chris now knows how the rest of us it feel to go in a little bit of a slump.

4. Los Pollos Hermanos (6-4) / 6 - Puig Mania! How long will it actually last, though?

5. Suck Peddlers (6-4) / 7 - Joe with a thrilling and much-needed win that came down to the final at-bats from LaRoche and Bruce.

6. Cole Miners (5-5) / 4 - With Jason Heyward finally starting to come around, Bob's offense appears to be a bit more formidable.

7. Backdoor Slider (5-5) / 9 - No Harper, no Strasburg, no problem. Against the #1 team, too. Go figure, right?

8. Give Sosa a Chance! (5-5) / 5 - Rumors swirling that Shea is placing an ad on Craigslist seeking someone who will set his lineup for him each day.

9. Nyjer Please (4-6) / 8 - Up comes Stanton, down goes Braun. Been that kind of year for Mike.

10. Billy Ball (3-7) / 11 - Rickie Weeks and B.J. Upton have played a total of 112 games this year; either one has had a batting average above .200 just 13 times this season! Jack must have high post-All Star hopes for them at this point.

11. Fireballs (3-7) / 10 - Rick's first 3 seasons in the league: 40-21-5 record (.644%); Rick's next 3.5 seasons? 25-45-6 record (.368%). What happened?

12. TurnThisShitArounndd (2-8) / 12 - Remember that time Adam drafted Ryan Howard in the 2nd round, over Paul Goldschmidt, Freddie Freeman, and others?