All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.
1. Cole Miners (13-7) / 1 - Bob fails to clinch division but still becomes first to lock up a postseason berth. For the fifth time in five years, he's in.
2. DUIs & MRIs (11-9) / 3 - What a huge win by Shea. He keeps the division race exciting for at least another week and has a big mental edge on Chris if they meet in playoffs.
3. Bernie Madoff (12-7-1) / 4 - Mike gets a win he needs and will win the division if he wins his final two games and Bob loses or ties.
4. Billy Ball (11-7-2) / 5 - Really have no idea what to make of Jack's team: Beat Bob twice; tie Rick; lose to Andy. Will he be able to stay consistent in the playoffs?
5. Minnesota Twins (12-8) / 2 - Adrian Gonzalez disappears once again during a crucial time for Chris.
6. ZeroOffense (10-10) / 6 - Adam fails to take advantage in a week where Joe and Ken both lose.
7. #OHNOBUDDY (11-8-1) / 7 - Could be an incredible collapse by Joe, who now has to deal with Mike and Bob to end the season. #OHYESBUDDYLETITHAPPEN
8. Charlene Murphy? (9-11) / 8 - Hal faces Rick and Andy in the final two weeks, and will likely end the season at 11-11. Now if only he had won once more, that could have been a playoff berth.
9. Turd n the punchbowl (9-9-2) / 9 - Would you believe me if I said Ken will win the division if he wins the last two weeks, Chris loses both weeks and Shea goes 1-1? Believe it.
10. Draft wasn't Wed (8-9-3) / 10 - A nice win by Dave, who plays spoiler and will get another couple chances to do so in the final couple weeks.
11. Fireballs 11 (3-14-3) / 12 - Rick so excited about his win that he makes a smack-talk celebratory appearance. This will be featured in his "2011 MTL Keeper League Yearbook" video package on ESPN2 at 3 a.m.
12. All I Do Is Lose (5-15) / 11 - Rock bottom. For now.
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