Monday, May 21, 2012

Week 7 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS6 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Halla Atcha Roy (5-2) / 4 - Hal now has won four of the last five, and just imagine how good his team would be if he still had Adam Dunn!

2. Cole Miners (4-1-2) / 2 - Bob finally about to get tested big time: Three of next four against Adam, Hal and Mike (Combined .667 win percentage)

3. BoneSaWisReaddyyyy (5-2) / 1 - Adam often asks me where the power rankings are if I don't have them posted by Monday early afternoon. Not this week.

4. DUIs & MRIs (4-2-1) / 5 - Shea's pitching just plain filthy right now. Total staff ERA is below 3 and WHIP an ungodly 1.10!

5. Michelle Beadle (4-3) / 3 - Mike already declaring a Week 8 matchup a must-win when he's over .500? That's bollocks. (How many of you are Googling that word right now?)

6. PumpinFistsSince86 (4-3) / 6 - Joe gets apartment bragging rights over Chris for the immediate future. Something tells me it will be for the not-so-immediate future, too.

7. Fireballs 12 (2-4-1) / 9 - The highest Rick has been ranked since the 2010 season.

8. Brother Socko (3-4) / 11 - Can't remember the last time Andy dominated a first place team from wire-to-wire like he did Adam.

9. Ahh Harro (3-4) / 7 - Yikes, remember how high our expectations were for Dave preseason? Kind of like the fans in Anaheim for a certain slugger, I guess.

10. The Asshole Squad (2-5) / 12 - 27 homers and 255 total bases for Jack in the past two weeks.

11. Cano Must Go (2-5) / 8 - Likely only a matter of time before we see a name change to "Everyone Must Go."

12. Turd n the punchbowl (2-5) / 10 - No. 11 Chris vs. No. 12 Ken this week - a ratings bonanza for the networks!

6 comments:

  1. Losing 2 straight weeks is not fun, we will not tolerate a third.

    Not off to a good start today, but it is a long week. Still waiting on my first good pitching week.

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  2. Shut up Mike. You think people care about your comments on every blog post.

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  3. I am sure it's real easy to post tough guy comments as anonymous.

    Fucking Baba Roza.

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  4. Yeah I'm legitimately stumped as to who this is - usually I can tell by the way it's written, but I really have no idea who that was.

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  5. P.S. Mike I care about your comments!

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  6. Mike's comments are always good. Let's not be haters guys.

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