Monday, June 11, 2012

Week 10 Power Rankings


Here are this week's KLS6 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Halla Atcha Roy (7-3) / 1 - Big Apples Division showdown coming this week with Hal vs. Andy; right now, they seem like the only two who could win that division.

2. Cole Miners (6-2-2) / 2 - The Devil may wear Prada, but The Bob rides Prado to another win.

3. Brother Socko (6-4) / 3 - Andy says it'll take a miracle for him to win, and then he wins 14-6? Something smells rotten in the state of New Jersey.

4. PumpinFistsSince86 (6-4) / 7 - Feels like 2009 as Joe is relevant again, climbing near the top of the division to battle Bob.

5. The Asshole Squad (4-6) / 4 - I'll pile on: James Shields went fewer than 7 IP just five times all of 2011. So far this season? Nine times! (Copyright Commish, please)

6. Fireballs 12 (4-5-1) / 8 - Credit to Rick, who keeps chomping away despite a statistically awful roster. Ken, take notes.

7. Ahh Harro (5-5) / 10 - Flat-out dominating week by Dave, who appears to be back on track after that four-game hiccup.

8. DUIs & MRIs (4-5-1) / 5 - Shea, outscored a stunning 44-11 last three weeks, puts blame on himself. "Manager has sucked," he said.

9. DownGoesAnother (5-5) / 6 - Maybe being a married man (come Saturday night) will change around Adam's 2012 fantasy fortunes.

10. Cano Must Go (4-6) / 9 - Chris claims he deserved better after Week 10 loss. Sour grapes? Nah, just some soggy maceronis!

11. Simon Birch (4-6) / 11 - Mike almost has as many losses through 10 weeks as he did all of last season.

12. Turd n the punchbowl (3-7) / 12 - Injury/DL issues really hampering Ken's chances right now. Again, we ask, why did Ken draft Ryan Howard so high?!

1 comment:

  1. "Something smells rotten in the state of New Jersey."

    I just wanted to quote my favorite part of these PR's.

    Yesssss, I am still ahead of Kent. Although that isn't much of an accomplishment.

    And even though I didn't get an invite, Congrats Adam!

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