OMGreinke!

We all woke up this morning to huge MLB and Fantasy news: Zack Greinke likely out for several weeks after breaking his collarbone in a bench-clearing brawl!

Greinke, a first-round pick in our league this season, was having a nice start to the season with the Dodgers. Joe has him, so when I heard this news I knew I had to get in touch with Joe to get his reaction.

As you'll see after the jump, it's quite entertaining.


"Dude. Think of this scenario. I'm on vacation in South Carolina, and I wake up and go to the gym. I decide, 'ah let me do some cardio first for a warm-up' and turn on SportsCenter."

It gets better from here - just a few days ago, Joe picked up Carlos Quentin, the man responsible for breaking Greinke's collarbone in the brawl!

"I see that one of my fantasy players threw at one of my other players," Joe continued. "They brawled and that little skinny bitch broke his collarbone."

So who do you blame for this fiasco, Joe?

"I blame both. Both are [morons] on this God forsaken team."

Or perhaps as one manager, who will remain anonymous, put it: "Well Joe shouldn't have drafted a skinny little bitch. That goes against his beliefs."

Joe already has cut Quentin. Too funny.