Week 2 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS7 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the slash.


1. Goldschmember (2-0) / 2 - Feels like at some point every year Chris is ranked No. 1 in the first half of the season. Yet, he's never finished No. 1...

2. Cole Miners (2-0) / 6 - Bob usually struggles vs. Dave (4-7-1 all time prior to Week 2), but takes this round of a fast-budding rivalry.

3. Ahh Herro-o (1-1) / 1 - Two weeks into 2012, Matt Kemp had almost as many HRs as Ks. Two weeks into 2013, Matt Kemp has more Ks than TBs.

4. Los Pollos Hermanos (1-1) / 3 - I asked Chris if he wanted to submit a guest comment since I couldn't think of one for me. He promptly stood up, lifted his leg like a dog, and farted. OK then.

5. Nyjer Please (1-1) / 4 - Bold prediction: This loss comes back to haunt Mike in late August/early September.

6. what a joke (1-1) / 8 - Adam: Others would like to know how it feels to cruise to a victory despite a 6.07 ERA, 1.62 WHIP and a 2-8 record?

7. Backdoor Slider (1-1) / 10 - Critics questioned the $21 spent on Michael Young, but Young responded with a .385 average for Ken last week.

8. Fireballs (1-1) / 11 - Rick wins but an incredible streak lives on: He has not beat a team by double digits since July 3, 2011!

9. Give Sosa a Chance! (1-1) / 12 - Shea gets away with accidentally benching

10. Exit Sandman (1-1) / 7 - Derek Jeter and Mark Teixeira are making big contributions to Joe's team thus far: Clogging prominent DL spots for other players to use.

11. Billy Ball (0-2) / 9 - Jack now 0-2 for the third time in four years, and he has yet to make the playoffs after losing the first two.

12. The Wright Stuff (0-2) / 5 - Just ugly numbers across the board: .229 BA, .694 OPS, 5.97 ERA, 7 losses. Clearly, this team is The Wrong Stuff.