Week 15 Power Rankings

Here are this week's KLS7 Power Rankings. As always, this is a subjective process, and there isn't any specific formula used to determine the rankings.

All complaints should be sent to the commissioner. Team record in parenthesis, and previous week's ranking follows the
slash.


1. Los Pollos Hermanos (10-5) / 1 - Second week in a row Andy gets a huge pitching performance late in the week to snatch the matchup from the jaws of defeat.

2. The Allen Websters (9-6) / 3 - Hal breaks his own record by benching nine - count 'em, nine - starting pitchers in one matchup.

3. Give Sosa a Chance! (9-6) / 2 - Awful loss to Adam, and not an ideal upcoming schedule: Shea faces Joe, Hal, Dave the next three weeks.

4. Suck Peddlers (8-7) / 4 - Anyone want a sucky first baseman? Joe has five of them.

5. Ahh Herro-o (9-6) / 5 - Dave already has three second-half losses, which matches as many as he had all of last season.

6. Goldschmember (9-5-1) / 7 - Chris will take the sister-kissing tie, we think, but he's now just 2-5-1 since starting 7-0 proving just how hard it is to be a truly dominating team in this league.

7. Billy Ball (6-9) / 9 - Still a lot of work to be done and a lot of teams to jump, but like we said last week, just a faint bit of hope creeping in.

8. Nyjer Please (7-8) / 6 - I praise Mike, say his team could do damage. He gets spanked and loses Fraud Braun for the season. Those damn Jews.

9. Fireballs (6-9) / 10 - Nice, easy win for Rick last week. Those, my friends, are words we simply seldom hear these days.

10. Backdoor Slider (7-8) / 8 - An absolute must-win this week vs. Mike. Why? Four of Ken's last five matches are vs. the league's top four teams.

11. TurnThisShitArounndd (4-11) / 11 - Adam improves to 9-5 lifetime vs. Shea, the best he's fared vs. anyone.

12. Cole Miners (5-9-1) / 12 - Looks like it's officially a two-man show in the race to avoid last place. Or for you optimists, the race for the best draft-lotto odds.